I Know My Place(mat),Ma’m
Can you think of a more tasteless and unimaginative present to give anyone? How would your partner react to a set of bloody picture place mats as a Christmas present? That’s what our dear leaders gave HM The Queen today on her visit to The Cabinet. One wonders what they think The Cabinet actually is! I bet it won’t be long before HMQ is loading them on to eBay. I wonder what the reserve price will be?