Which pays best, do you think? Author Julian Kavan found an online identikit creator (what is she doing?) and decided to practice on me. She says I look like Mao Tse Tung. Or maybe an international criminal. What do you think?
Wanted For Crimes Against Romantic Fiction
Ah, run to earth at last I see. ‘Twas only a matter of time…
Oh wow! All you need is a white cat and a diamond pinky ring and you’re set to rule the world.
How about a dog? I hate cats.
Hmm not a lap dog. How about a pair of wolfhounds. They would look so effortlessly noble.
A couple of Borzoi?
Oh NICE choice. You’d have to have a minion to groom them but that would be no problem.
Wanted dead or alive? Steve Emmett also known as The Eminent. Reward.
How about a couple of whippets? 🙂 *prays he doesn’t figure out how to use the identikit*