Writing or Crime?
Which pays best, do you think? Author Julian Kavan found an online identikit creator (what is she doing?) and decided to practice on me. She says I look like Mao Tse Tung. Or maybe an international criminal. What do you think?
Baby Face Emmett
Wanted For Crimes Against Romantic Fiction
Steve Emmett 
Ah, run to earth at last I see. ‘Twas only a matter of time…
Oh wow! All you need is a white cat and a diamond pinky ring and you’re set to rule the world.
How about a dog? I hate cats.
Hmm not a lap dog. How about a pair of wolfhounds. They would look so effortlessly noble.
A couple of Borzoi?
Oh NICE choice. You’d have to have a minion to groom them but that would be no problem.
Wanted dead or alive? Steve Emmett also known as The Eminent. Reward.
How about a couple of whippets? 🙂 *prays he doesn’t figure out how to use the identikit*